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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 530881" data-attributes="member: 212">1) A Project Manager is a Person who thinks:    Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.         2) A Developer is a Person who thinks:     It will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.         3) An Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks:     A Single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.          4) A Client is the one who doesn't:     Know why he wants a baby.          5) A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks:     He can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.         6) A Resource Optimization Team think:     They don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.         7) A Documentation Team thinks:     They don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document in 9 months.         8) A Quality Auditor is the person who is:     Never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.         And lastly...... ......... ..         9) A Tester is a person who always:          Tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.</blockquote>

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