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Message: <blockquote data-quote="suranga84" data-source="post: 6706436" data-attributes="member: 10094"><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px">#1) Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px">#2) Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px">#3) A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Repostnam Sorry</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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