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<blockquote data-quote="ahpsampath" data-source="post: 7418413" data-attributes="member: 34213"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Restaurant, Nairobi :</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Hotel bedroom, Japan :</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Cocktail lounge , Norway:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Ladies are requested not to have children in the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">bar.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Newspaper Classified:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Hotel, Acapulco :</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">The manager has personally passed all the water served here.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">(in months or years?)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Private school:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">No trespassing without permission.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">River highway:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Do not activate with wet hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Maternity ward:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">No children allowed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Cemetery:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy">Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ahpsampath, post: 7418413, member: 34213"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Navy"] Restaurant, Nairobi : Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager. Hotel bedroom, Japan : Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed. Cocktail lounge , Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Newspaper Classified: Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.. Hotel, Acapulco : The manager has personally passed all the water served here. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) Private school: No trespassing without permission. River highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable. Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory: Do not activate with wet hands. Maternity ward: No children allowed. Cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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