Funny Conversation Between Bush and Condi! LOL!

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  • Sep 11, 2009
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    George : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening ?

    Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new
    leader of China .

    George : Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi : Hu is the new leader of China .

    George : That's what I want to know.

    Condi : That's what I'm telling you.

    George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
    leader of China ?

    Condi : Yes.

    George : I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi : Hu.

    George : The guy in China.

    Condi : Hu.

    George : The new leader of China

    Condi : Hu.

    George : The main man in China !

    Condi : Hu is leading China

    George : Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi : I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

    George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China
    ?

    Condi : That's the man's name.

    George : That's who's name?

    Condi : Yes.

    George : Will you, or will you not, tell me the name
    of the new leader of China ?

    Condi : Yes, sir.

    George : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
    thought he's dead in the Middle East

    Condi : That's correct.

    George : Then who is in China ?

    Condi : Yes, sir.

    George : Yassir is in China ?

    Condi : No, sir.

    George : Then who is?

    Condi : Yes, sir.

    George : Yassir?

    Condi : No, sir.

    George : Look Condi. I need to know the name of the
    new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of
    the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi : Kofi?

    George : No, thanks.

    Condi : You want Kofi?

    George : No.

    Condi : You don't want Kofi.

    George : No. But now that you mention it, I could
    use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi : Yes, sir.

    George : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi : Kofi?

    George : Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi : And call who?

    George : Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi : Hu is the guy in China

    George : Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi : Yes, sir.

    George : And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get
    me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi : Kofi.

    George : All right! With cream and two sugars.
     
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