White Women
First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date
You get to have sex but only but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
Irish Women
First Date
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Italian Women
First Date
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary
You find yourself a Mistress.
Chinese Women
First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
Indian Women
First date
Meet her parents.
Second date
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date
Wedding night.
Black Women
First Date
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
Mexican Women
First Date
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date
She’s pregnant.
Third Date
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the “Tijuana” strip.
Jewish Women
First Date
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date
You will take a loan to keep the image.
Third Date
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier.
Arab Women
First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out..
Second Date
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
Sri Lankan women??
First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date
You get to have sex but only but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
Irish Women
First Date
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Italian Women
First Date
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary
You find yourself a Mistress.
Chinese Women
First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date
You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
Indian Women
First date
Meet her parents.
Second date
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date
Wedding night.
Black Women
First Date
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date
She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
Mexican Women
First Date
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date
She’s pregnant.
Third Date
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister’s boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the “Tijuana” strip.
Jewish Women
First Date
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date
You will take a loan to keep the image.
Third Date
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier.
Arab Women
First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out..
Second Date
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
Sri Lankan women??
