1. ” 
p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?” – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says “all of the blood is running to my head” upside down
2. “is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”
3. “ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY”
4. “is just two away from a threesome”
5. “is proud. …just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years”
6. “is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd”
7. “is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
8. “??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq ? ???? ?s?? ??? s? s???”
9. “wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
10. “always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
11. “is planning on being spontaneous…tomorrow”
12. “Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear”
13. “make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot”
14. “doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it”
15. “used to play sports…then I realized you can buy trophies. Now i’m good at everything”
16. “wishes his mouth had a backspace key”
17. “has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN”
18. “went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely””
19. “????u? ?u??????p ? ?o?? p??o? ??? ?? ?oo? ? ?u???? s?”
20. “says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer”
21. “thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks”
22. “is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark”
23. “is a status comment whore”
24. “is looking for a girl friend for a week as his dish washer has just broke any offers ????”
25. “dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”
26. "Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead."
27. "Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
28. " Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
29. "used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."
30. " ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95"
p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?” – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says “all of the blood is running to my head” upside down2. “is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”
3. “ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY”
4. “is just two away from a threesome”
5. “is proud. …just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years”
6. “is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd”
7. “is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
8. “??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq ? ???? ?s?? ??? s? s???”
9. “wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
10. “always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
11. “is planning on being spontaneous…tomorrow”
12. “Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear”
13. “make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot”
14. “doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it”
15. “used to play sports…then I realized you can buy trophies. Now i’m good at everything”
16. “wishes his mouth had a backspace key”
17. “has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN”
18. “went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely””
19. “????u? ?u??????p ? ?o?? p??o? ??? ?? ?oo? ? ?u???? s?”
20. “says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer”
21. “thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks”
22. “is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark”
23. “is a status comment whore”
24. “is looking for a girl friend for a week as his dish washer has just broke any offers ????”
25. “dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”
26. "Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead."
27. "Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"
28. " Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
29. "used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."
30. " ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95"
