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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kolavari" data-source="post: 17365203" data-attributes="member: 412792">Meka pattai ban..mata ada hambune..ubatalath balanna daanna hithuna <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />This is an actual letter (taken from The Times of <a href="http://www.interestingemails.com/crazy-stuff-it-happens-only-in-india-pictures/" target="_blank">India</a> ) in response to a `MarriageProposal’ advertisement.    Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> . I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper.  So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" />   I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd    :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /> . I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />  My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly.    I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. Balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />   I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />. That is how nice I am.   I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />   I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday . That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />   Madam, if you are marrying me, I am telling you, I will be hardly loving you everyday. If you are not marrying me then I will press you and press you until you come <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />. I am at your feet and slowing looking up <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />, with hope. I am waiting very badly for your reply why because I am stiff with excitement and anticipation.   Expecting good answer and replies to me in the future.   Namaste. Yours, HiralalHAHA...patta ne..repost nam sorry,,,anith untath balanna bump ekak dagena yanna.. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /></blockquote>

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