Funny iRC quotes

dpg

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  • Oct 12, 2006
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    <stratouk> ATI cards are like buses...
    <stratouk> They're huge, red and have bad drivers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
    <TheXPhial> vaccuums
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    <TheXPhial> black holes
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    <TheXPhial> lava?

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    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind

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    <mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
    <Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
    <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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    <kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
    <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
    <SpaceRain> STUPID

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    <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
    <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
    <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
    <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
    <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

    :lol:

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    <Sonium> someone speak python here?
    <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
    <lucky> SSSSS
    <Sonium> the programming language


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    <DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
    <DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
    <DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
    <DannyB> she was confused