Repost tiyenawanam sorry wenna oni..
Doctor to patient:You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..
Man 1: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Man 1: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
A Man attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Man: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Man: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Man: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Man: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Man goes to buy condom
Sales girl:- May i hold your penis for size ?
Man permits
Sales girl:- Give him small size. Wait! Give him medium size. Wait Give him large size. ~love~! give me a tissue
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"
The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"
The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"
Doctor to patient:You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..
Man 1: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Man 1: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
A Man attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Man: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Man: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Man: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Man: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Man goes to buy condom
Sales girl:- May i hold your penis for size ?
Man permits
Sales girl:- Give him small size. Wait! Give him medium size. Wait Give him large size. ~love~! give me a tissue
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.
The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."
The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"
The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"
The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"
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