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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6933580" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">1.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Marrying you has screwed up my life.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px">2.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">I see your face when I am dreaming.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">That's why I always wake up screaming.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">3.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">This describes everything you are not.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">4.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">5.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">I thought that I could love no other</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">-- that is until I met your brother.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">6.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">7.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">I want to feel your sweet embrace;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">But don't take that paper bag off your face.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">8.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">I love your smile, your face, and your eyes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">9.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">My love, you take my breath away.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">What have you stepped in to smell this way?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">10..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">My feelings for you no words can tell,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">11.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">What inspired this amorous rhyme?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Two parts vodka, one part lime.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red"><em><strong>ADD REP+ IF U LIKE THE POST</strong></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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