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<blockquote data-quote="ewmdyn" data-source="post: 661885" data-attributes="member: 32804"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! </span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. No time at all it is already built. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. Very large hands. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A. He sleeps at night. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A: Because he is dead. </span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A: It becomes wet. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What often falls but never gets hurt? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : Rain </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : TOMORROW </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What looks like half apple? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : The other half. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : Dinner. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What gets wet with drying? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : A towel </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : AGE. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. What happened when wheel was invented? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : It caused a revolution. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : Because it has its own scales. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : Because it is too tyred. </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A : liquid </span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ewmdyn, post: 661885, member: 32804"] [B][FONT="Garamond"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A: It becomes wet. Q. What often falls but never gets hurt? A : Rain Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? A : TOMORROW Q. What looks like half apple? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A : Dinner. Q. What gets wet with drying? A : A towel Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman? A : AGE. Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish? A : Because it has its own scales. Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? A : Because it is too tyred. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state A : liquid [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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