> > >>A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most
> > >>romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some
> > >of
> > >>the entries they received:
> > >>
> > >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > >>But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
> > >>
> > >>I thought that I could love no other
> > >>Until, that is, I met your brother
> > >>
> > >>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> > >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
> > >empty,
> > >>and so is your head.
> > >>
> > >>Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > >>If only you could hide your face
> > >>
> > >>Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
> > >>This describes everything you are not
> > >>
> > >>I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > >>
> > >>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
> > >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > >>
> > >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > >>Marrying you has screwed up my life
> > >>
> > >>I see your face when I am dreaming
> > >>That's why I always wake up screaming
> > >>
> > >>My love you take my breath away
> > >>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
> > >>
> > >>My feelings for you no words can tell
> > >>Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > >>
> > >>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > >>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
> > >>romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some
> > >of
> > >>the entries they received:
> > >>
> > >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > >>But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
> > >>
> > >>I thought that I could love no other
> > >>Until, that is, I met your brother
> > >>
> > >>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> > >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
> > >empty,
> > >>and so is your head.
> > >>
> > >>Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > >>If only you could hide your face
> > >>
> > >>Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
> > >>This describes everything you are not
> > >>
> > >>I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > >>
> > >>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
> > >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > >>
> > >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > >>Marrying you has screwed up my life
> > >>
> > >>I see your face when I am dreaming
> > >>That's why I always wake up screaming
> > >>
> > >>My love you take my breath away
> > >>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
> > >>
> > >>My feelings for you no words can tell
> > >>Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > >>
> > >>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > >>Two parts vodka, one part lime.
