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<blockquote data-quote="milindha" data-source="post: 582461" data-attributes="member: 18090">&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some&gt; &gt; &gt;of&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;the entries they received:&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;But I only slept with you because I was pissed.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;I thought that I could love no other&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Until, that is, I met your brother&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's&gt; &gt; &gt;empty,&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;and so is your head.&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Of loving beauty you float with grace&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;If only you could hide your face&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;This describes everything you are not&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;I want to feel your sweet embrace&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;But don't take that paper bag off of your face&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Damn, I'm good at telling lies!&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Marrying you has screwed up my life&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;I see your face when I am dreaming&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;That's why I always wake up screaming&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;My love you take my breath away&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;What have you stepped in to smell this way?&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;My feelings for you no words can tell&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Except for maybe &quot;go to hell&quot;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;What inspired this amorous rhyme?&gt; &gt; &gt;&gt;Two parts vodka, one part lime.[ATTACH]2326[/ATTACH]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="milindha, post: 582461, member: 18090"] > > >>A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most > > >>romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some > > >of > > >>the entries they received: > > >> > > >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss > > >>But I only slept with you because I was pissed. > > >> > > >>I thought that I could love no other > > >>Until, that is, I met your brother > > >> > > >>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. > > >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's > > >empty, > > >>and so is your head. > > >> > > >>Of loving beauty you float with grace > > >>If only you could hide your face > > >> > > >>Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot > > >>This describes everything you are not > > >> > > >>I want to feel your sweet embrace > > >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face > > >> > > >>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- > > >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > >> > > >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > > >>Marrying you has screwed up my life > > >> > > >>I see your face when I am dreaming > > >>That's why I always wake up screaming > > >> > > >>My love you take my breath away > > >>What have you stepped in to smell this way? > > >> > > >>My feelings for you no words can tell > > >>Except for maybe "go to hell" > > >> > > >>What inspired this amorous rhyme? > > >>Two parts vodka, one part lime. [ATTACH]2326._xfImport[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]

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