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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindha" data-source="post: 582461" data-attributes="member: 18090">> > >>A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most> > >>romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some> > >of> > >>the entries they received:> > >>> > >>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss> > >>But I only slept with you because I was pissed.> > >>> > >>I thought that I could love no other> > >>Until, that is, I met your brother> > >>> > >>Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.> > >>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's> > >empty,> > >>and so is your head.> > >>> > >>Of loving beauty you float with grace> > >>If only you could hide your face> > >>> > >>Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot> > >>This describes everything you are not> > >>> > >>I want to feel your sweet embrace> > >>But don't take that paper bag off of your face> > >>> > >>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-> > >>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!> > >>> > >>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:> > >>Marrying you has screwed up my life> > >>> > >>I see your face when I am dreaming> > >>That's why I always wake up screaming> > >>> > >>My love you take my breath away> > >>What have you stepped in to smell this way?> > >>> > >>My feelings for you no words can tell> > >>Except for maybe "go to hell"> > >>> > >>What inspired this amorous rhyme?> > >>Two parts vodka, one part lime.[ATTACH]2326[/ATTACH]</blockquote>

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