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<blockquote data-quote="bashi" data-source="post: 3466030" data-attributes="member: 13053"><p>This is not fair! How could u do this?</p><p>Didn't expect this from you!</p><p>Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China?</p><p>Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART.</p><p>If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint.</p><p>I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist.</p><p>The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Consequences of American life style:</p><p>The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:</p><p>Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.</p><p>Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?</p><p>A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Why do Gods stay up in heaven? </p><p>A<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Because they are afraid of what they have created!</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, </p><p>you have the right to remain silent. </p><p>Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>They say Love is in the air... </p><p>shit if only I had a plane right now!</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Seeking luv iz a mission... </p><p>finding luv iz a complexed ambition... </p><p>so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... </p><p>Especially If You Take Them While Driving!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bashi, post: 3466030, member: 13053"] This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are afraid of what they have created! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving! [/QUOTE]
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