Funny Sinhala and English SMS

[Dhamatrix]

Hi! Everyone
This is my fist Thread
Post ALL funny Sinhala or English SMS that you know

Like this

G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’


Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!



Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.

Pol tika pattewwada ?
Pattewwa sir.

karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir
.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..


Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


Sorry 2 disturb u,
Bt matter is very urgent,
Ravana has again kidnapped Seeta…
100 monkeys required…
Come zoon!!!!

 

[coollifestyle4u]

That was really nice idea machan.. i hope u will get more comments for it.. all the best..

 

[Rovin]

patta . ela ela

 

[Dhamatrix]

That was really nice idea machan.. i hope u will get more comments for it.. all the best..

Thanks Bro

 

[Dhamatrix]

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(If someone hit yu girl friend)

if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !

 

[lkh]

ela ela msgz tika

 

[Dhamatrix]

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Those innocent eyes…
Those kissable lips…
A great smile…
The perfect walk…
Smoothest talk…
Absolutely gorgeous..
That’s enough bout me. How about you?


The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching....... Sorry! no brain found.

 

[Nuwanddi]

sira msg tika machan,

niyamai

 

[Tyronne]

Sira sms tika thanks

 

[hbkrandil7]

Thanx bro.....

 

[Dhamatrix]

Thanks bro Want More!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"


If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!


Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth ...


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it


God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

 

[Sahan27]

patta....

 

[kkr]

nice thread

 

[Dhamatrix]

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand !


Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


I am a killer,
I kill people for money.....
But because you are my friend,
I'll kill you for nothing!


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!


You with your beautiful eyes,
you with your nice hair,
you with your fantastic body
... o, sorry, wrong number



Hey can u do me a favour,
take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

 

[paba123]

 

[asanka10]

ela ela

 

[Pentagram]

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !

hehe! maxxa!

 

[Dhamatrix]

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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home.
" I went over.
Nobody was home.


At dis moment in time
10 million people r having sex.
5 million people r drinking coffee.
100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
pass on.


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.
U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window...
I look down & den... i lauf again

 

[Dhamatrix]

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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.


First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.


My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested.

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.


I want to suck you...
lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, tat's how u...
eat an ice cream!


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

 

[cha.frozen]

Niyamai