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Message: <blockquote data-quote="bashi" data-source="post: 3466583" data-attributes="member: 13053">A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined?  A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sincere Apology:If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------AdviceAlways listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Consequences of American life style:The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.</blockquote>

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