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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dushan90" data-source="post: 12542878" data-attributes="member: 74595">After a very loooong long time here are some funny SMS's... Keep in mind guys these are only for fun, nothing more than that <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";-)" title="Wink    ;-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";-)" />__________________________________________________________________5 men are raping a woman.The woman is laughing nonstop.So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.She replies,"I hV aids"__________________________________________________________________A 13 year girl at a bra shop...Girl-show me braShop keeper-36"?Girl-smallerShop keeper-32"?Girl-smallerShop keeper-24"?Girl-smallerShop keeper-20"?Girl-smallerShop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some cream it must b a pimple.........__________________________________________________________________A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFE.The boy also removes his jeans says.,........WASH BOTH THE JEANS...__________________________________________________________________Girl: Excuse me brother that's my seatBoy: OK but i m not your brother.My father never touched your momGirl: True, but my father did....__________________________________________________________________First night husband: I can't find ur hole,Wife: but why?Husband: sweetheart i'm a Bycycle repairer,i can"t find the hole untill sink into the water.__________________________________________________________________Girl told her mom. Mom my bra get tighten when i see that boy. Then the mom replied Next time dont wear the bra, his pant would tightn__________________________________________________________________Aftr marriage couple in bedShe feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.She:0h!dat feels gud.hand moves 2 her breast.She:Honey,dats wonderful.hand moves 2 her leg.She:0h honey dnt stop.He stops.She:Why did u stop?He: Coz I found d remote!.__________________________________________________________________How do u teach MATHs to a girl? Add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs start multiplying.</blockquote>

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