Here are some really
funny Adult's SMS.
*Bra n Bar:
both hve same alphabets.
both r drinking zones
both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy
*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..
DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?
GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY
get WET ......
*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf
*I never Fu*k Girls
do u know y??
Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..
*Ladies hostel caught Fire
.
.
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
..
.
another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it
girl:thank you
boy
nly thank you?
girl:you want kiss i know
boy:no i want half ice cream
*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??
coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.
*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
.
hard to find,
.
comfortable,
.
supportive,
.
prevents you from falling,
.
holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
*Definition of a "Adult"..........
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....
?
?
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp...
.
but i love the way u think..
Machanla! how is it? Comment keranna. Honda nam, thawa daannam
funny Adult's SMS.*Bra n Bar:
both hve same alphabets.
both r drinking zones
both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy
*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..
DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?
GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY
get WET ......
*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf
*I never Fu*k Girls
do u know y??
Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..
*Ladies hostel caught Fire
.
.
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
..
.
another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it
girl:thank you
boy
nly thank you?girl:you want kiss i know
boy:no i want half ice cream
*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??
coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.
*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
.
hard to find,
.
comfortable,
.
supportive,
.
prevents you from falling,
.
holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
*Definition of a "Adult"..........
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....
?
?
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp...
.
but i love the way u think..
Machanla! how is it? Comment keranna. Honda nam, thawa daannam
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