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<blockquote data-quote="dushan90" data-source="post: 8371849" data-attributes="member: 74595"><p><u><strong>Here are some really<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> funny Adult's SMS.</strong></u></p><p></p><p>*Bra n Bar:</p><p>both hve same alphabets.</p><p>both r drinking zones</p><p>both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy</p><p></p><p></p><p>*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?</p><p></p><p>GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY </p><p>get WET ......</p><p></p><p></p><p>*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf</p><p></p><p></p><p>*I never Fu*k Girls </p><p></p><p>do u know y??</p><p></p><p>Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..</p><p></p><p></p><p>*Ladies hostel caught Fire</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control</p><p>..</p><p>.</p><p>another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen</p><p>under control.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it</p><p>girl:thank you</p><p>boy<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":o" title="Eek! :o" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":o" />nly thank you?</p><p>girl:you want kiss i know</p><p>boy:no i want half ice cream</p><p></p><p></p><p>*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??</p><p></p><p>coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....</p><p>.</p><p>hard to find, </p><p>.</p><p>comfortable, </p><p>.</p><p>supportive, </p><p>.</p><p>prevents you from falling, </p><p>.</p><p>holds you tight and is always close to your heart!</p><p></p><p></p><p>*Definition of a "Adult"..........</p><p></p><p>ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....</p><p>?</p><p></p><p>?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp...</p><p>.</p><p>but i love the way u think..</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Machanla! how is it? Comment keranna. Honda nam, thawa daannam</span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dushan90, post: 8371849, member: 74595"] [U][B]Here are some really:yes: funny Adult's SMS.[/B][/U] *Bra n Bar: both hve same alphabets. both r drinking zones both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy *Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water.. DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ? GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY get WET ...... *A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf *I never Fu*k Girls do u know y?? Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday.. *Ladies hostel caught Fire . . It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control .. . another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control. *girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it girl:thank you boy:only thank you? girl:you want kiss i know boy:no i want half ice cream *Do u know Y condom doesn't work?? coz mostly males love to fu*k directly. *A Good friend is like a Good bra ..... . hard to find, . comfortable, . supportive, . prevents you from falling, . holds you tight and is always close to your heart! *Definition of a "Adult".......... ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. *what is the thing we press down but goes up again.... ? ? LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp... . but i love the way u think.. [B][COLOR="Red"]Machanla! how is it? Comment keranna. Honda nam, thawa daannam[/COLOR][/B]:lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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