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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dushan90" data-source="post: 8377789" data-attributes="member: 74595">Machanla sooooooo sorry for taking time to reply. But chill-up. Here are some more........*******Why Do Women Wear Panty?........Because State Law Says AllMain-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left b****t ?...because.....90% of the boys are right handed.. ..-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*A boy open his pants and ask a girl do u want this?Girl remove her skirt and panties and replied: ...My mom said: you have this and you will get plenty of those.....!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Whats written inside Men Toilet :..... The Future of our Country is now in your Hands!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Teacher : Correct the sentence,A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?.Student : Ladies first.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. ..boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. .girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....Hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*"Kiss" in Chemistry & Physics.Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts..Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,..who opens her heart receives love,..who opens her legs receives happiness-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Beautiful Girl puts her finger on Hotel MANAGER's lips...MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER....GIRL : tell your BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in your TOILET...-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*Niple niple little starcan i suck you in my carup above the b****t so havealways milky never drylet me touch it never shyin the bra it will be dry-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*A husband was stung by a bee on his peniiis and it became swollen. ..His wife prayed,"Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf, "I wish I had bigger t*ts". The bf says "I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months". "How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf."it worked for your a*s' says the bf"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------So macha, how is it? I hope that you guys aren't mad at me for taking such a long time to reply.Mekatath salakapan.Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

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