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<blockquote data-quote="uocanu" data-source="post: 3160360" data-attributes="member: 2457"><p><span style="color: #cc0000"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">When i open my eyes every morning </span></span> </span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">One day Santa</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">When I was born Devil said..</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366">...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #996600"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... </span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">If ur world is spining Round & Round.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #003366"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #000000">Happy</span></a> Easter, Good luck on <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #000000">Valentines</span></a>, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px">the next 12 months!!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">what happend 2 ur mobile? 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John came fifth he won a toaster</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">At dis moment in time 10 million people</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> At dis moment in time 10 million people r having <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #000000">sex</span></a>.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">The rain makes all things beautiful</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> The rain makes all things <a href="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html" target="_blank"> <span style="color: #000000">beautiful</span></a>. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #cc0000">i want u 2 know dat our friendship</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">An independant study has proven</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">I'm @ the police station </span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> <span style="color: #cc0000">girls are like phones.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 9px"> girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#003366]... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#cc0000]Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#003366] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... 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[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#003366] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#cc0000]If ur world is spining Round & Round.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#003366] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1]If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... [COLOR=#cc0000]Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,[/COLOR] Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, [URL="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html"] [COLOR=#000000]Happy[/COLOR][/URL] Easter, Good luck on [URL="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html"] [COLOR=#000000]Valentines[/COLOR][/URL], Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=#cc0000]what happend 2 ur mobile? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1] what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later. [COLOR=#cc0000]First the engagement ring, then t[/COLOR] First the engagement ring, then the [URL="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html"] [COLOR=#000000]wedding ring[/COLOR][/URL], then the suffering [COLOR=#cc0000]Last night I lay in my bed [/COLOR] Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof [COLOR=#cc0000]Birdy birdy in the sky dropped [/COLOR] Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! [COLOR=#cc0000] If your a Vegetarian to be nice[/COLOR] If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food I[COLOR=#cc0000]'m a killer, i kill people for money[/COLOR] I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !! [COLOR=#cc0000]Its been a rough day.I got up this[/COLOR] Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom [COLOR=#cc0000] Jesus says to John come forth ill [/COLOR] Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster [COLOR=#cc0000]At dis moment in time 10 million people[/COLOR] At dis moment in time 10 million people r having [URL="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html"] [COLOR=#000000]sex[/COLOR][/URL].5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on [COLOR=#cc0000]The rain makes all things beautiful[/COLOR] The rain makes all things [URL="http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html"] [COLOR=#000000]beautiful[/COLOR][/URL]. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? [COLOR=#cc0000]i want u 2 know dat our friendship[/COLOR] i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again [COLOR=#cc0000]An independant study has proven[/COLOR] An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! [COLOR=#cc0000]I'm @ the police station [/COLOR] I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss [COLOR=#cc0000]girls are like phones.[/COLOR] girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected![/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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