Funny SMS's

triplex

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When to visit?

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?


Poem .. -

Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!

The mirror-

A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!
 

triplex

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23 useless parts

23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??

UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

Wont go down?

DIALOG regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network



Why woman moan?

Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
 

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BOOK

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote
Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book

HIGHER STUDIES

Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!

SWEET & NUTS

think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
 

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3 Choices -

A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!

Today in style ...

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!


My days ...
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
 

triplex

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3 Choices -

A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!


Today in style ...

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Satisfy her/him
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job