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<blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 55590" data-attributes="member: 3234">Useful Warnings&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 1.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a blanket from Taiwan -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 2.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; BEHIND YOU.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 3.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a Taiwanese shampoo -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.&nbsp;&nbsp; 4.&nbsp; &nbsp; In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; OPEN OTHER END. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 5.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a New Zealand insect spray -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 6.&nbsp; &nbsp; In a US guide to setting up a new computer -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 7.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a Japanese product used to relieve painful&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; haemorrhoids&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked&nbsp; &nbsp; :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 8.&nbsp; &nbsp; On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 9.&nbsp; &nbsp; On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; CEREAL?&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 10.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a Sears hairdryer -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 11.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a bag of Fritos -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DETAILS INSIDE.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 12.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a bar of Dial soap -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 13.&nbsp;&nbsp; On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; of the box)-&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 14.&nbsp;&nbsp; On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 15.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a Korean kitchen knife -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 16.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 17.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a Japanese food processor -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 18.&nbsp;&nbsp; On Sainsbury's peanuts -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 19.&nbsp;&nbsp; On an American Airlines packet of nuts&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 20.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a Swedish chainsaw -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; HANDS OR GENITALS. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked&nbsp; &nbsp; :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 21.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a child's superman costume -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 22.&nbsp;&nbsp; On some frozen dinners&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 23.&nbsp;&nbsp; On a hotel provided shower cap in a box&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FITS ONE HEAD.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 24.&nbsp;&nbsp; On packaging for a Rowenta iron&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 25.&nbsp;&nbsp; On Boot's &quot;Children's&quot; cough medicine&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 26.&nbsp;&nbsp; On Nytol sleep aid&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="sld, post: 55590, member: 3234"] Useful Warnings 1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. 3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 4. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END. :lol: 5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. 6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) 7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. :shocked: 8. On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. 9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. 11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. 12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. 13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. 14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. 15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. :eek: 16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. 17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. 18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. 19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. 20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. :shocked: 21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. 22. On some frozen dinners SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST. 23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD. 24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. 25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY. 26. On Nytol sleep aid WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. [/QUOTE]

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