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(funny)What happen if ur tooo much into computers..
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<blockquote data-quote="ldwkm" data-source="post: 5222095" data-attributes="member: 157329"><p>SOftware engineer and his wife</p><p></p><p>Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.</p><p></p><p>Wife - would you like to have some snacks?</p><p>Husband - hard disk full.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - have you brought the saree.</p><p>Husband - Bad command or file name.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - but I told you about it in morning</p><p>Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.</p><p>Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. </p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.</p><p>Husband - sharing violation, access denied.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.</p><p>Husband - data type mismatch.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - you are useless.</p><p>Husband - by default.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?</p><p>Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?</p><p>Husband - the only user with write permission.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - what is my value in your life?</p><p>Husband - unknown virus detected.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - do you love me or your computer?</p><p>Husband - Too many parameters..</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - i will go to my dad's house.</p><p>Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - I will leave you forever.</p><p>Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - it is worthless talking to you.</p><p>Husband - shut down the computer.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wife - I am going</p><p>Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer</p><p></p><p></p><p>SORRY IF REPOST >SO DONT SAY ITS REPOST</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ldwkm, post: 5222095, member: 157329"] SOftware engineer and his wife Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters.. Wife - i will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer SORRY IF REPOST >SO DONT SAY ITS REPOST [/QUOTE]
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