Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Install the app
Install
Forums
New posts
All threads
Latest threads
New posts
Trending threads
Trending
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New ads
New profile posts
Latest activity
Free Ads
Latest reviews
Search ads
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Contact us
Latest ads
Power Lifting Lever Belt
SkullVamp
Updated:
Saturday at 10:32 PM
Ad icon
port.lk Domain for sale
Lankan-Tech
Updated:
Saturday at 3:55 PM
Colombo
Kaduwela - Two Storey House for Sale
dilrasan
Updated:
Thursday at 2:23 PM
Ad icon
Wechat qr verification
Pawan2005
Updated:
Thursday at 1:28 AM
🚀 GOOGLE AI PRO 18 MONTHS ACTIVATION 🚀
sayuru bandara
Updated:
Wednesday at 5:34 PM
Electronics
Vehicles
Property
Search
Reply to thread
Forums
General
ElaKiri Jokes
~~Funny World~~
Get the App
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="rajitha_ks" data-source="post: 8065986" data-attributes="member: 162025"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then</span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000"> WHY WHALES </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">are fat?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHY that is everyone wants to go to</span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000"> HEAVEN </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">but nobody wants to die?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in</span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6000bf"> CHESS</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> as </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf005f">WHITE</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> piece is moved first?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">In our Country, we have freedom for </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000">SPEECH</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">, then</span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf005f"> WHY </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">telephone bills?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #7f7f00">WHY</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> do </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000bf">BANKS</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> have branches?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHY does a round </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #c00000">PIZZA </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">come in a </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #82393c">SQUARE</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> box?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHY doesn t</span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #855a40"> GLUE</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> stick to its bottle?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHY do you still call it a </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #855a40">BUILDING</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> when it s already </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #82393c">BUILT</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon">OTHERS</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> are here for?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">If you aren t supposed to </span> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">DRINK AND DRIVE</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px">, then WHY do </span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #82393c">BARS</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"> have parking lots?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span><span style="color: #c00000">[FONT=&quot]<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world.................... !!!!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #c00000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="color: #c00000">[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rajitha_ks, post: 8065986, member: 162025"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then[/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#c00000] WHY WHALES [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4]are fat? WHY that is everyone wants to go to[/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#c00000] HEAVEN [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4]but nobody wants to die? Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in[/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6000bf] CHESS[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] as [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf005f]WHITE[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] piece is moved first? In our Country, we have freedom for [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#c00000]SPEECH[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4], then[/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf005f] WHY [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4]telephone bills? If MONEY doesn t grow on trees then [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#7f7f00]WHY[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] do [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000bf]BANKS[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] have branches? WHY does a round [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#c00000]PIZZA [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4]come in a [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#82393c]SQUARE[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] box? WHY doesn t[/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#855a40] GLUE[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] stick to its bottle? WHY do you still call it a [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#855a40]BUILDING[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] when it s already [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#82393c]BUILT[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4]? If it is true that WE are here to help others, then what [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon]OTHERS[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] are here for? If you aren t supposed to [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red]DRINK AND DRIVE[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4], then WHY do [/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#82393c]BARS[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4] have parking lots?[/SIZE] [/FONT][COLOR=#c00000][FONT="][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]WE are funny people living in a SERIOUSLY funny world.................... !!!!!![/SIZE][/FONT] :lol::lol::lol::lol: [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)
Post reply
Top
Bottom