Same reasons....
Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
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Taxi....
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Stupid husband....
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Fruit salad....
Nimal: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Piyal: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
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Why are great girlfriends hard to find?
Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.
Two men are talking. The first said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"That's amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
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Taxi....
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Stupid husband....
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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Fruit salad....
Nimal: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Piyal: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
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Why are great girlfriends hard to find?
Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.
