Teacher : Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
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Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths
sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using
tables!
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Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I
spell it!
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for
water?
Sarah: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: George, go to the map and find North
America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered
America?
Class: George!
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Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we
have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!
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Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so
dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to
write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
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Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting
with "I".
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
his hand."
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mum is a
good cook.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when
people
are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
Slow."
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Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths
sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using
tables!
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Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
John: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I
spell it!
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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for
water?
Sarah: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher: George, go to the map and find North
America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered
America?
Class: George!
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Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we
have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!
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Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so
dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to
write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
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Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting
with "I".
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of
the alphabet."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
his hand."
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mum is a
good cook.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when
people
are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher
