Two gay men decide to have a baby.>
> They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially
> inseminated with it.
>
> When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
>
> A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
> Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
>
> A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out
> the
> happy child as theirs.
>
> 'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other.
>
> 'All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just
> proves the superiority of gay love!'
>
> The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when
> I pull the thermometer out of his arse!'
Classic machang 
