You may not know this but many non-living
things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned
off;
it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and
it's
often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get
it
to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course,
there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same
old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You
thought
it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons
to push, he keeps trying!
things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see
right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned
off;
it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and
it's
often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get
it
to go anywhere, you have
to light a fire under it, and of course,
there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same
old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You
thought
it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons
to push, he keeps trying!
