The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia . She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan . Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain . Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina . She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq . She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada . Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia . With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony
Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia . She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the
fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan . Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with
countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain . Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina . She may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq . She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada . Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia . With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony
Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
