Three men -- a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank-
top and gym shorts, and a naked man -- were standing in line at the
Pearly Gates. Eventually they made their way up to Saint Peter to
plead their cases.
As the man in the brown uniform approached, Saint Peter asked him,
"So, why should I let you into the gates of Heaven?"
"Well," said the man, "I'm a phone repairman. I was on a call to this
house, and I was walking up the sidewalk when all of a sudden a
refrigerator fell on me and crushed me to death. The next thing I
knew, I was up here."
Saint Peter was skeptical, but he checked his reports and saw that the
man was telling the truth. "Normally I'd be a little more strict," he
said, "but because your story is so unusual, I'm going to be generous.
You may enter."
The man let out a sigh of relief and walked on through the gates. Then
the man in gym shorts approached, and Saint Peter asked the same
thing. "Why should I let you enter?"
"It's like this, Saint Peter," said the man. "I was dead certain my
wife was having an affair while I was out lifting weights, so I came
home early and snuck upstairs to see what was going on. Before long, I
see this guy walking up the sidewalk, and so I think, 'Ah-ha! This is
the creep who's been messin' around with my woman.' I got so mad, I
went to the kitchen, grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it out the
window on top of him. But as soon as I did, I realized he was just a
phone repair guy. I... I killed an innocent man! I got so torn up, I
couldn't stand it, and I jumped out the window myself."
Saint Peter looked up at the second man. "Normally, for the sins of
murder and suicide, you would be barred from Heaven," he said.
"However, since you seem genuinely remorseful, you may enter."
The man thanked Saint Peter profusely and then went through the gates.
Then the naked man approached. Saint Peter asked why the man thought
he should be allowed to enter.
"Picture this," said the naked man. "I'm hiding in this refrigerator,
see, when all of a sudden..."
Honda nam rep denna amthaka karanna epa
top and gym shorts, and a naked man -- were standing in line at the
Pearly Gates. Eventually they made their way up to Saint Peter to
plead their cases.
As the man in the brown uniform approached, Saint Peter asked him,
"So, why should I let you into the gates of Heaven?"
"Well," said the man, "I'm a phone repairman. I was on a call to this
house, and I was walking up the sidewalk when all of a sudden a
refrigerator fell on me and crushed me to death. The next thing I
knew, I was up here."
Saint Peter was skeptical, but he checked his reports and saw that the
man was telling the truth. "Normally I'd be a little more strict," he
said, "but because your story is so unusual, I'm going to be generous.
You may enter."
The man let out a sigh of relief and walked on through the gates. Then
the man in gym shorts approached, and Saint Peter asked the same
thing. "Why should I let you enter?"
"It's like this, Saint Peter," said the man. "I was dead certain my
wife was having an affair while I was out lifting weights, so I came
home early and snuck upstairs to see what was going on. Before long, I
see this guy walking up the sidewalk, and so I think, 'Ah-ha! This is
the creep who's been messin' around with my woman.' I got so mad, I
went to the kitchen, grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it out the
window on top of him. But as soon as I did, I realized he was just a
phone repair guy. I... I killed an innocent man! I got so torn up, I
couldn't stand it, and I jumped out the window myself."
Saint Peter looked up at the second man. "Normally, for the sins of
murder and suicide, you would be barred from Heaven," he said.
"However, since you seem genuinely remorseful, you may enter."
The man thanked Saint Peter profusely and then went through the gates.
Then the naked man approached. Saint Peter asked why the man thought
he should be allowed to enter.
"Picture this," said the naked man. "I'm hiding in this refrigerator,
see, when all of a sudden..."
Honda nam rep denna amthaka karanna epa
