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<blockquote data-quote="Lokka Ayya" data-source="post: 7201245" data-attributes="member: 255212"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Three men -- a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank-</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">top and gym shorts, and a naked man -- were standing in line at the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Pearly Gates. Eventually they made their way up to Saint Peter to</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">plead their cases.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">As the man in the brown uniform approached, Saint Peter asked him,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"So, why should I let you into the gates of Heaven?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well," said the man, "I'm a phone repairman. I was on a call to this</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">house, and I was walking up the sidewalk when all of a sudden a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">refrigerator fell on me and crushed me to death. The next thing I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">knew, I was up here."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Saint Peter was skeptical, but he checked his reports and saw that the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">man was telling the truth. "Normally I'd be a little more strict," he</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">said, "but because your story is so unusual, I'm going to be generous.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You may enter."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The man let out a sigh of relief and walked on through the gates. Then</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the man in gym shorts approached, and Saint Peter asked the same</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">thing. "Why should I let you enter?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"It's like this, Saint Peter," said the man. "I was dead certain my</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">wife was having an affair while I was out lifting weights, so I came</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">home early and snuck upstairs to see what was going on. Before long, I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">see this guy walking up the sidewalk, and so I think, 'Ah-ha! This is</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">the creep who's been messin' around with my woman.' I got so mad, I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">went to the kitchen, grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it out the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">window on top of him. But as soon as I did, I realized he was just a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">phone repair guy. I... I killed an innocent man! I got so torn up, I</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">couldn't stand it, and I jumped out the window myself."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Saint Peter looked up at the second man. "Normally, for the sins of</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">murder and suicide, you would be barred from Heaven," he said.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"However, since you seem genuinely remorseful, you may enter."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The man thanked Saint Peter profusely and then went through the gates.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then the naked man approached. Saint Peter asked why the man thought</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he should be allowed to enter.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Picture this," said the naked man. "I'm hiding in this refrigerator,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">see, when all of a sudden..."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">Honda nam rep denna amthaka karanna epa</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lokka Ayya, post: 7201245, member: 255212"] [SIZE="4"]Three men -- a man in a brown uniform, a muscular man wearing a tank- top and gym shorts, and a naked man -- were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Eventually they made their way up to Saint Peter to plead their cases. As the man in the brown uniform approached, Saint Peter asked him, "So, why should I let you into the gates of Heaven?" "Well," said the man, "I'm a phone repairman. I was on a call to this house, and I was walking up the sidewalk when all of a sudden a refrigerator fell on me and crushed me to death. The next thing I knew, I was up here." Saint Peter was skeptical, but he checked his reports and saw that the man was telling the truth. "Normally I'd be a little more strict," he said, "but because your story is so unusual, I'm going to be generous. You may enter." The man let out a sigh of relief and walked on through the gates. Then the man in gym shorts approached, and Saint Peter asked the same thing. "Why should I let you enter?" "It's like this, Saint Peter," said the man. "I was dead certain my wife was having an affair while I was out lifting weights, so I came home early and snuck upstairs to see what was going on. Before long, I see this guy walking up the sidewalk, and so I think, 'Ah-ha! This is the creep who's been messin' around with my woman.' I got so mad, I went to the kitchen, grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it out the window on top of him. But as soon as I did, I realized he was just a phone repair guy. I... I killed an innocent man! I got so torn up, I couldn't stand it, and I jumped out the window myself." Saint Peter looked up at the second man. "Normally, for the sins of murder and suicide, you would be barred from Heaven," he said. "However, since you seem genuinely remorseful, you may enter." The man thanked Saint Peter profusely and then went through the gates. Then the naked man approached. Saint Peter asked why the man thought he should be allowed to enter. "Picture this," said the naked man. "I'm hiding in this refrigerator, see, when all of a sudden..."[/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"]Honda nam rep denna amthaka karanna epa[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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