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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamispin" data-source="post: 9104508" data-attributes="member: 4292">GHOSTS A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on> Paranormal Studies.> > To get a> feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe> in ghosts?'> > About 90> students raise their hands.> > 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who> believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'> > > About 40 students raise their> hands.> > 'That's really good. I'm> really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to> a ghost?'> > About 15> students raise their hand.> > 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'> > > Three students raise their> hands.> > 'That's fantastic. Now let> me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to> a ghost?'> > Way in> the back, Ahmed raises his hand.> > The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son,> all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has> ever claimed> to have made love to a ghost.> You've got to come up here and tell> us about your experience.'> > The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin,> and began to make his way up to the podium.> > When he reached the front of the room, the professor> asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a> ghost?'> > Ahmed> replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said> Goats."> gv a rep++ if ya kool....sorry if this a repost</blockquote>

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