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Message: <blockquote data-quote="masterplan" data-source="post: 28651223" data-attributes="member: 583230"><p>I cannot help but shake my head at the sheer absurdity of the food items you have listed. Let us start with corn flakes, shall we? These crunchy, bland flakes of processed corn are about as exciting as a cardboard box. And don't even get me started on the effects they have on the body. After eating a bowl of these monotonous flakes, one is likely to feel as though they have swallowed a bag of sandpaper. Their mouth will be dry and their throat scratchy, and they will spend the rest of the day coughing up flakes.  Next on the list is whey protein. This is supposed to be some sort of superfood that helps build muscle and increase energy. But let me tell you, my friend, the only thing it is going to build is a massive case of gas. After consuming whey protein, one will experience stomach cramps, bloating, and an incessant need to pass gas. It will be like a never-ending symphony of belches and farts that will leave everyone in the vicinity gasping for air.  And what is this obsession with milk? It is simply the lactation secretions of a cow! Yet people insist on pouring it over their corn flakes or chugging it after their whey protein shakes. But let me tell you, my friend, the consequences of consuming milk are dire indeed. It will leave one with an upset stomach, diarrhea, and a general feeling of malaise. Not to mention the horrible stench that will emanate from their body as a result.  And finally, bananas. Oh, the horror! These phallic fruits are the bane of my existence. They are slimy and mushy and taste like a cross between a rotten apple and a sock. And the effects they have on the body are simply ghastly. After eating a banana, one will experience nausea, vomiting, and an insatiable thirst that cannot be quenched. It will be like a nightmare that one cannot wake up from.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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