You can study and get any certificates.. but you cannot get your own death certificate
-by Dracula
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
-by Mr. Bean
You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College
-by Mr. Premadasa
A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software
-by Mr. Bill Gates
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup
-by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga
You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board
-by Sunil/Gypsies
Took out of a mail forward, I hope it won't be a re-post
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-by Dracula
You may have DIALOG or MOBITEL connection, but when you sneeze, all you say is "HUTCH"
-by Mr. Bean
You can 'bcom' an engineer if you study in an engineering college .... You cannot 'bcom' a president even you study in a President College
-by Mr. Premadasa
A mechanical engineer can 'bcom' a mechanic but a software engineer can-not 'bcom' a software
-by Mr. Bill Gates
You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup
-by Mr. Arjuna Ranatunga
You can find keys on a key board but you cannot find mothers on a mother board
-by Sunil/Gypsies
Took out of a mail forward, I hope it won't be a re-post
!
