A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead
of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by
his
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting
his
actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How
would
you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied,
"That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and
went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down
just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by
his
angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting
his
actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How
would
you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied,
"That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and
went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down
just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
