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Message: <blockquote data-quote="eram1334" data-source="post: 769137" data-attributes="member: 32027">1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.============ ========= ========= ====2.  Three FASTEST means of Communication:I.  Tele-PhoneII.  Tele-VisionIII.  Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. ============ ========= ========= ====3.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.============ ========= ========= ====4.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your  life. ============ ========= ========= ====5.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.Answer  : On their MARRIAGE. ============ ========= ========= ====6.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL. ============ ========= ========= ====7.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.============ ========= ========= ====</blockquote>

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