1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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2. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
I. Tele-Phone
II. Tele-Vision
III. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
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4. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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5. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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7. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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2. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
I. Tele-Phone
II. Tele-Vision
III. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
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4. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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5. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
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7. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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