A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
>> >> >>headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>> >> >>"No more headaches?" the husband asks. "What happened??
>> >> >>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
>> >> >>stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not
>> >> >>have a headache; I do not have a headache,' several times.
>>Well,
>> >> >>It worked! The headaches are all gone!"
>> >> >>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>> >> >>She then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
>> >> >>in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
>> >> >>hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband
>> >> >>agrees to try it.
>> >> >>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
>> >> >>clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
>>He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>>He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into
>>bed and makes passionate love to his wife -- like never before.
>>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>> >> >>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back
>> >> >>into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than
>> >> >>the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>>Her husband
>> >> >>again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>> >> >>With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife
>> >>quietly
>> >> >>follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at
>> >>the mirror and repeatedly saying, "She's not my wife. She's not
>>my wife.
>> >> >>She's not my wife...!"
>> >> >>headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>> >> >>"No more headaches?" the husband asks. "What happened??
>> >> >>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
>> >> >>stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not
>> >> >>have a headache; I do not have a headache,' several times.
>>Well,
>> >> >>It worked! The headaches are all gone!"
>> >> >>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>> >> >>She then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
>> >> >>in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
>> >> >>hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband
>> >> >>agrees to try it.
>> >> >>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
>> >> >>clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
>>He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>>He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into
>>bed and makes passionate love to his wife -- like never before.
>>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>> >> >>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back
>> >> >>into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than
>> >> >>the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>>Her husband
>> >> >>again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>> >> >>With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife
>> >>quietly
>> >> >>follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at
>> >>the mirror and repeatedly saying, "She's not my wife. She's not
>>my wife.
>> >> >>She's not my wife...!"
