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<blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 8019642" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">A five-year-old boy visiting his grandmother was playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. “Grandma,” he said, “how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. Adjusting the knobs, she tried to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">she started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">said, “Hello son, is your Grandma home?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The minister fainted.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vidura99, post: 8019642, member: 244453"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]A five-year-old boy visiting his grandmother was playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. “Grandma,” he said, “how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?” Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.” Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. Adjusting the knobs, she tried to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, “Hello son, is your Grandma home?” The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.” The minister fainted.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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