GUYS are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
GUYS are like computers... hard to figure out and never have
enough memory.
GUYS are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take
them anywhere.
GUYS are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually
head right for your hips.
GUYS are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can
keep you up all night long.
GUYS are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and
are usually wrong.
GUYS are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a
hardware store or the bathroom.
GUYS are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long
time to get hard
GUYS are like computers... hard to figure out and never have
enough memory.
GUYS are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take
them anywhere.
GUYS are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually
head right for your hips.
GUYS are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can
keep you up all night long.
GUYS are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and
are usually wrong.
GUYS are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a
hardware store or the bathroom.
GUYS are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long
time to get hard


