HaHaHaHa TIME…….Mulla Nasrudin is here:
1)
Mulla Nasrudin approached a genteel-appearing, elderly man with his tale of woe and a request for assistance.
The old gentleman refused him, saying, ”I am sorry, my friend, I have no money, but I can give you some good advice.”
The Mulla said in a disgusted tone,
”No thanks, IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONEY, I DON’T GUESS YOUR ADVICE IS WORTH ANYTHING, SIR.”
2)
Mulla Nasrudin was lying beside the wrecked car with a broken leg.
He was being questioned by the highway patrolman.
”Married?” asked the patrolman.
”NO,” said Nasrudin.
”THIS IS THE WORST MESS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.”
3)
Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, ”What can I do to relieve the pain?”
”I will tell you what I do,” his friend said. ”When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain.”
Nasrudin brightened up and said:
”GEE, THAT’S WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?”
1)
Mulla Nasrudin approached a genteel-appearing, elderly man with his tale of woe and a request for assistance.
The old gentleman refused him, saying, ”I am sorry, my friend, I have no money, but I can give you some good advice.”
The Mulla said in a disgusted tone,
”No thanks, IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONEY, I DON’T GUESS YOUR ADVICE IS WORTH ANYTHING, SIR.”
2)
Mulla Nasrudin was lying beside the wrecked car with a broken leg.
He was being questioned by the highway patrolman.
”Married?” asked the patrolman.
”NO,” said Nasrudin.
”THIS IS THE WORST MESS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.”
3)
Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, ”What can I do to relieve the pain?”
”I will tell you what I do,” his friend said. ”When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain.”
Nasrudin brightened up and said:
”GEE, THAT’S WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?”
