A distinguished young woman on a flight
from Switzerland
The Priest beside her,
Woman:- Father, may I ask a favor..?
Father :- ofcourse, what may I do for you..?
Woman:- Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for
my mother's B'day. The dryer is unopened & well over the Customs Limits; &
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through
Customs for me...? Under your robes perhaps...?
Father :-I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie.
Woman:-With your honest face, Father noone will question you.
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked:- Father, do you have anything to declare...
Father :- From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.
The official thought this answer strange, so askeed, & what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor...?
Father:- I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, todate, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "go ahead Father"
"NEXT".....!
Isn't it
from Switzerland
The Priest beside her,
Woman:- Father, may I ask a favor..?
Father :- ofcourse, what may I do for you..?
Woman:- Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for
my mother's B'day. The dryer is unopened & well over the Customs Limits; &
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through
Customs for me...? Under your robes perhaps...?
Father :-I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie.
Woman:-With your honest face, Father noone will question you.
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked:- Father, do you have anything to declare...
Father :- From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.
The official thought this answer strange, so askeed, & what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor...?
Father:- I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, todate, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "go ahead Father"
"NEXT".....!
Isn't it
