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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ewmdyn" data-source="post: 612061" data-attributes="member: 32804"><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">A distinguished young woman on a flight </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">from Switzerland </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">The Priest beside her,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Woman:- Father, may I ask a favor..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Father  :- ofcourse, what may I do for you..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Woman:- Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">my mother's B'day. The dryer is unopened & well over the Customs Limits; &</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Customs for me...? Under your robes perhaps...?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Father  :-I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Woman:-With your honest face, Father noone will question you.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">The official asked:- Father, do you have anything to declare...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Father :- From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">The official thought this answer strange, so askeed, & what do you have to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">declare from your waist to the floor...?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Father:- I have a marvelous instrument designed  to be used on a woman, but</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">which is, todate, unused.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Roaring with laughter, the official said, "go ahead Father"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">"NEXT".....!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 18px">Isn't it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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