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Message: <blockquote data-quote="X men" data-source="post: 3393898" data-attributes="member: 119912"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">1 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Every 10 sec a </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">woman gives birth to a kid. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">2 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> Sardar-why r all these people running? </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">others running? </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">3 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">into future tense. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">4 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Expected". </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">After much thought he wrote: Yes! </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">5 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">umbrella and go. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">6 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">gave 11cr after </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">return my 20 Rs </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">back. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">7 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">posted it.... </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">8 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">passengers in the </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">car he was driving.. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">9 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">what you call modern art ? </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">10 </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar was writing something very slowly. </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? </span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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