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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SAN_APIIT" data-source="post: 627435" data-attributes="member: 22533"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">A: About 45 pounds!!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">You don't, you've told her twice already!...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. What is the thinnest book in the world?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">What Men Know About Women...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Magnets have a positive side!....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...firstly when they get confused...they press gas instead of breaks....secondly when they wear hot clothes...men r too busy checking them out....</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">11. All galz say i am not like other galz "I am different" (all r same)...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 12px">12. If a gal says she has told no one the secret....u should assume she has already told to her best friend.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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