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<blockquote data-quote="dexter.morgan.666" data-source="post: 849757" data-attributes="member: 50251"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he</span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">you.</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">response."</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">what happens."</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">No response.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Still no response.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Again he gets no response so,</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">for dinner?"</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Again there is no response.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">;</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"</span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dexter.morgan.666, post: 849757, member: 50251"] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][SIZE=3][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] you.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] response."[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] what happens."[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] No response.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Still no response.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Again he gets no response so,[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] for dinner?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] Again there is no response.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] ;[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] "James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Palatino Linotype][FONT='Palatino Linotype'] [/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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