Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell. Queen
> Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and
> see how everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
> minutes. Then she asked: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil
> : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" & she made him a
> cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he
> starts screaming, "Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how
> everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
> Then he asked:
> "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million
> dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went
> to sit back on his chair. Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She
> starts screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to
> see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army,
> ministers, I
> want to talk to everybody". She called Srilanka and was talking non
> stop - she talked for about Twenty hours. Then she asked: "Well,
> devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten
> rupees." Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????" The devil says,
> "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!!
> Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and
> see how everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5
> minutes. Then she asked: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil
> : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" & she made him a
> cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he
> starts screaming, "Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how
> everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
> Then he asked:
> "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million
> dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went
> to sit back on his chair. Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She
> starts screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to
> see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army,
> ministers, I
> want to talk to everybody". She called Srilanka and was talking non
> stop - she talked for about Twenty hours. Then she asked: "Well,
> devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten
> rupees." Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????" The devil says,
> "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!!
