These conversations, have actualy happened in "usawiya"s in variouse places, 
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
////////
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
------------ --------- --------- --------
http://forum.xcitefun.net/latest-topics.php
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
More to follow soon........
cheers,
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
////////
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
------------ --------- --------- --------
http://forum.xcitefun.net/latest-topics.php
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female?
More to follow soon........
cheers,
the first 1 is awesome
