An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A.Visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
A kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.
The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'
The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully:Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus..'
Hodanam REP +++ daalama yanna...
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh.......... dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
A kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.
The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'
The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully:Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus..'
Hodanam REP +++ daalama yanna...
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